Both of my fans have requested new content. So pipe down, here is some nonsense.

It's Official!!!

Gas prices officially suck. I can't do anything about it. Try walking. If you get tired of walking, run awhile. Or invent a car that runs on farts.

New Videos

Check out the Video section to see me jam my bass onstage, or watch me moon my grandmother. And the Hornblasters are funny as hell.

My Funky Ass Job

Learn how I keep it real at my groovy occupation.

Track Storms

See the Weather page to track storms live on radar, or just to check the forecast. Not very funny but actually useful.

I'm So Bright, My Daddy Calls Me Son

View my Solar Project to find out how I am using the sun to power my radio and computer gear.

Testimonials

Visit the Testimonials page to see comments about this lame site, from my cool-ass friends.

Send Me An Email

Feel free to leave comments, I may even read them.