Both of my fans have requested new content. So pipe down, here is some nonsense.

*NEW* Call me from this site!

Click the CALL icon at the bottom of the Email page. Add your name & number, then click CONNECT & we'll do the rest.

New Videos

Check out the Video section to see me jam my bass onstage, or watch me moon my grandmother. And the Hornblasters are funny as hell.

My Funky Ass Job

Learn how I keep it real at my groovy occupation.

Track Storms

See the Weather page to track storms live on radar, or just to check the forecast. Not very funny but actually useful.

I'm So Bright, My Daddy Calls Me Son

View my Solar Project to find out how I am using the sun to power my radio and computer gear.

Testimonials

Visit the Testimonials page to see comments about this lame site, from my cool-ass friends.

Send Me An Email

Feel free to leave Email, I may even read them.